charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns



Fire1ord asked Lady and the Tramp or 101 Dalmatians


dumbfricker:

obama has masturbated before



turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police


australiansanta:

i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building


inspired by (x) and (x)



IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE


daryl-diixon:

sebastian stan playing tennis aka the best photoset i will ever make



skaterparadise:

we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at


neyruto:

i had the most surreal experience of my life at the mall i was standing by one of those god forsaken meme t-shirt stands and a sweaty pre-teen boy pointed to a shirt and yelled “gandam style” and started to half-heartedly do the dance without taking his eyes off of the shirt. his face was so red. he was tired.